Les répliques cultes dans la série

Saison 1 | Saison 2

Voici toutes les répliques cultes de la saison 1 en version originale (VO) sur une seule et même page.

NB : Les répliques ne se suivent pas, il ne faut pas les lire comme un dialogue.

 

1x01 : Pilot

Ben : What's up with these decks ?

Ben : I'd rather do it once - well.

Ben (regarding Rene) : He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Cam : KKK really ?

Cam : Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Ben : Marco, aren't you gay ?

Ben : What are you twelve ? How many more times will you say fuck the man.

Cam (to Rene) : I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

 

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1x02 : Crisp

Ben : Do you still like the name ?
Francisco : Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.

Random guy : You know the secret to selling jeans ? Cool pockets.

Ben : Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.

Rene : Where's my cousin and his Jewish lover ?

Ben : Guess we need a pattern maker.

 

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1x03 : Paper, Denim + Dollars

Girl that Cam is hitting on : You're friend has been telling me bad jokes the whole time and calls it crazy chemistry.

Rachel : I think that you've given enough humm ding in your life to join us for lunch.

Ben : He's not an ATM, Cam.

Rene : So basically you're asking me to go into my own pocket to make you guys rich.

Cam : This is history in the making baby.

Ben : I'm just a hard working man trying to get by.

 

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1x04 : Unhappy Birthday

Ben : People don't call their exes when they are moving on its counter productive.

David : You wanna roll tonight, for reels !?

Rachel : If I had to make a choice I would say Mexican.

Eddie : You're getting closer to that age you will be when you die.
Rachel : Jesus Eddie.

Eddie : I'm gonna get you so high before dinner you are not going to tell them apart.

Rachel : Eddie is her own brand of crazy.

Rachel : Darren - it's like nothing phases you.
Darren : Snakes, Snakes.

Ben : It's still early David - relax.

Cam : Man I know you better than you know you.

Darren : Here's to things happening for a reason.

 

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1x05 : Big In Japan

Ben : Cam ! Wide open !

Rachel : Darren, you okay ?

Eddie (to Rachel) : Are you ready to move on ?

Ben : I'm not moving anywhere, I was born here and I will die here.

Cam : He needs yoga.
Pattern Maker : He needs to get laid.

Rachel : Eddie - do you know where I can find Ex?
Eddie : Top drawer on the left.

Ben : If we are going down, we are going down together.

 

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1x06 : Good Vintage

David : Our first board meeting and you catered.

David : Gentleman to our sons may they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

Darren : We'll stop somewhere and have Bloody Mary's a little hair of the dog that bit ya.

Rene : I don't fucking fight - I shoot. That's right.

Cam : Yo Ben, how would I do as a pimp ?

Alex : Don't think of it as you are fired. Think of it as you are free.

David : We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.

Cam : Let's get dirty kid !

 

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1x07 : Keep On Truck'n

Cam : I could use some Jewish muscle with me.

Rene's business partner : We're not gangsters, we're not thugs - we are Jews.

Eddie : God it's so phallic I love it.

Cam : Crisp is a brand.

Cam : You know you are an animal, right ?

Rachel : Are you s**tting us?
Darren : No I am not s**tting you.

Rene : Yeah he is my parole officer - I wish I was joking, but I'm not.

Rene : Guys like that don't understand guys like us.

 

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1x08 : Never Say Die

Ben : Are you sneaking out ?

Eddie : Is this a happy call or a sad call ?

David : Things come and go - money comes and go, tee-shirts come and go. Sometimes there are greater forces at work than we are aware of. You just gotta role with those fucking punches.

Rachel : Or maybe for the first time in a while, I am finally getting it.

Rachel : Alright, good talk.

Julie : I'm fine - got a few Rasta Monstas for me ?

David : The secret is not get rich quick - the secret is to get rich slow and appreciate it.

Wilfredo : Yo Donald - don't trust nobody not even Mickey.

Rene : It is what it is - if I go down, you go down.

Ben : Do you have a passport Cam ?
Cam : No not yet, but I will get one. Plus I know this dude who sells airline miles for cheap.

Source : TVFanatic

Voici toutes les répliques cultes de la saison 2 en version originale (VO) sur une seule et même page.

NB : Les répliques ne se suivent pas, il ne faut pas les lire comme un dialogue.

 

2x01 : I'm Good

Cam : You think Brooks Brothers had each other's backs like this ?

Ben : Would it be weird if I asked little man where he got his boots?

Ben : You think like, I'm too nice to make it as a designer ?

Julie : Wow, weren't you just practicing being edgy on my ass ?

Kappo : My boy Rich, from Temple Israel, practically running ROC Nation right now.

Kappo : One of you needs to get shot. OK you could go with the classic, hookers and blow.

Ben : My mom can't be our only customer guys.

Cam : All I see are a bunch of d**ks.

 

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2x02 : In or Out

Ben : We've been outsiders our whole life, I want in.

Kappo : Jewish hippies from Newton Mass. in town for a Jack Johnson concert. Dude you stand to make a fortune. Only thing is their in Chappaqua, it's a schlep.

Cam : See only formula my moms taught me was for Crystal Light and vodka.

Kappo : I'll marry her yesterday.

Tim : God I can't believe you sold out of this garbage so fast and I thought selling heroine was easy.

Rene : Well you better get real creative, fast! Can you hear me now ?

Kevin : And stop being cheap with the Bacardi, you're not the only spot in town with Direct TV you know what I mean ?

Ben : Don't be afraid to double up.

Julie : Crispy, yet delicious and nutricious.

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2x03 : Money, Power, Private School

Rene : Sometimes I feel like God doesn't want me to win legitimately.

Protester : What the f**k is a rasta monsta ?
Wilfredo : I'm the Rasta Monsta motha f**ka !

Rene : What happened to ride or die ?
Wilfredo : Yo I feel like I wanna live today though.

Rachel : I want it to feel like my body doesn't exist.

Lulu : If you saw my last boyfriend you'd probably agree.
Cam : What, did he wear guy-liner or something ?
Lulu : He wore a tunic and a cape.
Cam : I might wear a cape for you.

Ben : I have to give you something for this, this is too much.
Rachel : It was like, I got it for nothing and I mean it was Paris, Louis Vuitton grows on trees over there.

Ben : I gotta paint a sign for a donut shop out in Bed-Stuy.
Cam : Alright, Brooklyn in the building ?
Ben : It's a vegan donut shop called Funkin Fauxnuts.
Cam : Ah nah, Brooklyn not in the building.

Ben : Who knew she had an ass like that ?
Cam : I did, listen you want me to come over and brain storm with you ?

Kappo : I want to throw up on your face right now.

 

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2x04 : It's Not Even Like That

Kappo : When I was little I used to dream Dr. Huxtable would adopt me.

Domingo : Fam, it's not even like that.

Lulu : You smell like my father. We need to take a shower.

Ben : I've got a couch with your name on it, should you ever need it.

Kappo : You can't live in an imaginary world and find something real.

Rene : You're a good woman and you give a hell of a wake up call.

Domingo : What time do you guys need me to get my Zoolander on ?
Ben : Ten ?
Domingo : A.M. ?

Rachel : I gotta be at work in thirty minutes.
Domingo : You see that's why I'm self employed. I'm already at the office.

 

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2x05 : Mofongo

Tim : What are you gonna do at home ? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a f**k ?

Kappo : It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen : I'm Kristen.
Kappo : Yeah !
Kristen : You said Kiersten.
Kappo : F**kin' love you girl !

Rene : You know you keep talkin' that s**t, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.

Kappo : Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.

Kappo : Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko !

Tim : I'm gonna Coppola the s**t out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.

Lulu : He runs on weed dealer time.

Rene : Rasta Monsta is for the children.

Nancy : One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.

Kiersten : Those neanderthals are F the F up !
Kristen : So dirty, but you know what ? I kind of love it !

 

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2x06 : I'm Sorry, Who's Yosi ?

Yosi : When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.

Ben : I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.

Rene : Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.

Cam : You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?

Cam : Are all Israelis Jewish ?
Ben : I don't know.
Cam : That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples ?

Ben : You're married ?
Nancy : Yes of course.

 

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2x07 : The Friction

Rene : Delivery ! Somebody order a beatdown ?

Rachel : Oh my god, do you know about the mole people that live beneath the city ? It's like straight Narnia down there man.

Ben : It's not about the money.
Nancy : Yeah well it should be.

Rene : What are you f**king Matlock now ?

Rene : Since when do you trust White Boy Chi Chi ?

Robin : I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel : Uh,OK.
Robin : She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.

Ben : Hey you want me to hold on to this for you ?
Kappo : No I don't ! That's my bubby's.

 

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2x08 : What's in a Name ?

Cam : F**k what the universe has planned. I spoke English as a second language, I dropped out of high school and I never doubted once that we weren't going to make it.

Tim : I'm actually pretty good with commitment. Plus Heather is into the idea of threesomes, it's just too bad she didn't find you attractive.

Rene : Love will change your life if you let it. It just happened to me.

Domingo : Yo, the safe word is pumpkin, aight ? I hear that s**t, I'm kicking in that door ! Just me and my bitch.

Tim : How's Crunch ?
Ben : Crisp ? It's good.
Tim : Alright Cam I'll see you later man.

Edie : Is that my former heir apparent who threw it all away to to go bang DJ's in Ibiza ?

Kappo : Money, right yeah it matters, but it's one piece of the puzzle. Let me tell you something. Sometimes who you are doing business with is a lot more important than the business that you are doing.

Source : TVFanatic

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