Saison 1

Voici donc toutes les répliques cultes de la Saison 1 sur une seule et même page.   [Je rappelle que les répliques ne se suivent pas et qu'il ne faut pas les lire comme un dialogue.]

 

 

Ben : What's up with these decks ?

Ben : I'd rather do it once - well.

Ben (regarding Rene) : He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Cam : KKK really ?

Cam : Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Ben : Marco, aren't you gay ?

Ben : What are you twelve ? How many more times will you say fuck the man.

Cam (to Rene) : I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

Pilot, 1x01.

 

 

 

 

Ben : Do you still like the name ?
Francisco : Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.

Random guy : You know the secret to selling jeans ? Cool pockets.

Ben : Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.

Rene : Where's my cousin and his Jewish lover ?

Ben : Guess we need a pattern maker.

Crisp, 1x02.

 

 

 

 

 

Girl that Cam is hitting on : You're friend has been telling me bad jokes the whole time and calls it crazy chemistry.

Rachel : I think that you've given enough humm ding in your life to join us for lunch.

Ben : He's not an ATM, Cam.

Rene : So basically you're asking me to go into my own pocket to make you guys rich.

Cam : This is history in the making baby.

Ben : I'm just a hard working man trying to get by.

Paper, Denim + Dollars, 1x03.

 

 

 Ben : People don't call their exes when they are moving on its counter productive.

 

David : You wanna roll tonight, for reels !?

Rachel : If I had to make a choice I would say Mexican.

Eddie : You're getting closer to that age you will be when you die.
Rachel : Jesus Eddie.

Eddie : I'm gonna get you so high before dinner you are not going to tell them apart.

Rachel : Eddie is her own brand of crazy.

Rachel : Darren - it's like nothing phases you.
Darren : Snakes, Snakes.

 Ben : It's still early David - relax.

 Cam : Man I know you better than you know you.

  Darren : Here's to things happening for a reason.

Unhappy Birthday, 1x04.

 

 

Ben : Cam ! Wide open !

Rachel : Darren, you okay ?

Eddie (to Rachel) : Are you ready to move on ?

Ben : I'm not moving anywhere, I was born here and I will die here.

Cam : He needs yoga.
Pattern Maker : He needs to get laid.

Rachel : Eddie - do you know where I can find Ex?
Eddie : Top drawer on the left.

Ben : If we are going down, we are going down together.

Big In Japan, 1x05.

 

 

 

David : Our first board meeting and you catered.

David : Gentleman to our sons may they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

Darren : We'll stop somewhere and have Bloody Mary's a little hair of the dog that bit ya.

Rene : I don't fucking fight - I shoot. That's right.

Cam : Yo Ben, how would I do as a pimp ?

Alex : Don't think of it as you are fired. Think of it as you are free.

David : We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.

Cam : Let's get dirty kid !

Good Vintage, 1x06.

 

 

Cam : I could use some Jewish muscle with me.

Rene's business partner : We're not gangsters, we're not thugs - we are Jews.

Eddie : God it's so phallic I love it.

Cam : Crisp is a brand.

Cam : You know you are an animal, right ?

Rachel : Are you s**tting us?
Darren : No I am not s**tting you.

Rene : Yeah he is my parole officer - I wish I was joking, but I'm not.

Rene : Guys like that don't understand guys like us.

Keep On Truck'n, 1x07.

 

 

 Ben : Are you sneaking out ?

 Eddie : Is this a happy call or a sad call ?

 

David : Things come and go - money comes and go, tee-shirts come and go. Sometimes there are greater forces at work than we are aware of. You just gotta role with those fucking punches.

Rachel : Or maybe for the first time in a while, I am finally getting it.

Rachel : Alright, good talk.

Julie : I'm fine - got a few Rasta Monstas for me ?

David : The secret is not get rich quick - the secret is to get rich slow and appreciate it.

Wilfredo : Yo Donald - don't trust nobody not even Mickey.

Rene : It is what it is - if I go down, you go down.

  Ben : Do you have a passport Cam ?
 Cam : No not yet, but I will get one. Plus I know this dude who sells airline miles for cheap.

Never Say Die, 1x08.

 

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