Generique
Ben: Just gotta make this quick, 'cause I'm gonna be late.
David: It's our first board meeting. And you catered. Come on. Cameron. Gentlemen, I may not have been born cool, But I was born with an instinct for business. And my instinct is telling me that my 15% of crisp Is gonna pay dividends in the long term And get me laid in the short.
Ben: Thanks so much for this, man. Seriously.
David: Yeah, no problem. That's definitely enough to cover the shirts?
Ben: Yes.
Cam: Hell yeah, kapo. You are the main mango, and we won't forget it.
David: Couldn't have said it better, cam. Gentlemen, to our sons. May they have hot mothers and rich fathers.
Cam: All right.
Ben: mm-hmm. I'm sorry, fellas. I've gotta cut this short, 'cause I'm running late for work.
Cam: And I've got vintage t-shirts to track down.
David: Oh, look at you two-- all business. As a board member, I gotta say I love it!
Cam: Hey, and you're still doing that thing tonight, right?
David: Hell yeah. A launch party for crisp. I've g aot sushi chef. I've gotar btenders. I've got a karaoke machine. I just need you two to bring some girls and a d.J.
Cam: We got you.
Ben: Later, man.
David: Yo, guys, bring some of your homies too. You know, we'll make it an uptown-downtown thing.
Ben: alright.
David: But no dirtbags. I don't want anybody walking off With my murakamis.
Ben: All right, man. See you tonight.
Cam: My man kapo is living kind of lovely.
Ben: Ur mannce when is kap
Cam: why can't kapo be my man? Don't get jealous.
Ben: Whatever. Now you promise All 300 vintage ts today? 'cause we still gotta dye 'em--
Cam: Dye and silkscreen 'em before haraki goes back to tokyo. I'm on it.
Ben: You're gon hit up goodwill
Cam: and salvation army. I'm all over it, all right? I'm out.
Ben: All right.
Darren: It was a crazy night, huh?
Rachel: Yeah, it was.
Darren: I barely remember anything after that fourth shot of patron.
Rachel: Really?
Darren: Did we havesex in the cab rideome?
Rachel: No, we did not.
Darren: Oh.
Rachel: Oh shit.
Darren: What?
Rachel: I have to be on a train in 15 minute
Darren: What? Where? Where are you going?
Rachel: I have to go to danbury. There's this flaky carpenter that I have to deal with. Shit! I'm late. This sucks.
Darren: Look. I'll drive you, rach.
Rachel: It's okay. I think there's an 11:15, so I'll be okay.
Darren: No, I want to. It'll be fun-- a road trip.
Rachel: But what about the hotel and everything?
Darren: They're stripping the floors or something today. I can miss it. Okay, that's it. I'm taking y.Ou We'll stop somewhere and have bloody marys-- A little hair of the dogha tt bit you.
Rachel: Okay.
Alex: Ah. She's a beauty, isn't she? 240,000 square feet of retail possibilities.
Ben: Hi, alex.
Alex: See you inside in 43 seconds.
Joe: Rene. Don't tell me they let you out, man.
Rene: Yeah, bro. I've been home for a minute.
Joe: Do you need a crate or two of papaya s?
Rene: Nah, bro. I'm not into the papaya business no more. I'm a vicilian now
Joe: so what's going on?
Rene: Nah, bro. Iyour cousin flaco, man-- bhe stole from me And I'm reaching out before something real stupid happens.
Joe: Flaco?
Rene: Yeah, that puneta has 100 large of mine, man. You gotta talk htoim, joe. For real.
Joe: 100 large? Listen, rene, are you sure it's flaco? Because cmyousin sha changed his yswa too. As a matter of fact, he's even working with little kids.
Rene: Beci'm positivein sha chanit was flaco.Too.
Joe: Rene, don't stress thi we've known each other a long time, man.
Rene: Talk to your cousin.
Alex: Ben.
Ben: Yeah?
Alex: Come here for a minute, please. These are the new p.R.P.S. Japan from african cotton. They go very nicel with the limited edition yohji yamamoto adidas. Gotcha.
Ben: Alrighty.
Alex: Ben. Ben: Yeah?
Alex: Could you put your barney's tag on, please?
Ben: Uh... Always. Got it.
Ben: what's up, man?
Cam: Yo, dude, the two places I went to-- The 50/50s are almost all sold out.
Ben: Are you serious? How many do you have?
Cam: I got like seven shirts.
Man: Excuse me.
Ben: Uh, one minute. Well, did you try the goodwill on hudson?
Cam: There's a goodwill over there?
Ben: Cam, it's the best in the city, man.
Cam: A'ight. I'll hit you afte
Ben: Okay.
Alex: On the phone and ignoring a customer? Are you high right now?
Ben: Would it help,if I said yes ?
Alex: That's not cute. Not cute at al
Ben: okay.
Alex: Now go get him.
Ben: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Woman: Here you go.
Rene: Thank you.
Woman: You're welcome.
Man: Damn, boss. What you order?
Rene: That's egg whites, cottage cheese, Whole wheat toast and a little bit of melon.
Jabar: Why'd you order that?
Rene: If I'm gonna be The north american c.E.O., I gotta look the part. All this fried shit that'll kill you.
Jabar: I hear you
Rene: Tell me something good, joe.
Joe: I wish I could, rene, But flaco-- he don't wanna listen to reason.
Rene: Joe, I ain't playing, bro.
Joe: Don't get crazy, rene.
Rene: What he say?
Joe: He said, "tell him to meet me at 3:00, P.S. 163 schoolyard."
Rene: Bro, is that where the pansy wants to meet me? In the schoolyard? What kind of shit is that?
Joe: That's what he said. He said to also tell youThat payback is a bitch.
Rene: What?!
Joe: Give the guy a break. He's got a wife. He's got kids.
Rene: He's got a lot of things And some of those don't belong to him, bro.
Joe: Rene, li--
Rene: Yo, can you believe this fucking guy flaco, ma What's wrong with him? He wants to meet me at p.S. 163 schoolyard.
Man: Well, you did sucker-punch him there.
Rene: I sucker-punched him when?
Man: 10th grade.
Rene: Nah, bro. I didn't sucker-punch the man. I beat his ass fair and square.
Man: I was there, rene. You sucker-punched him.
Rene: I'm gonna sucker-punch you in a minute if you keep that shit up, man. You know, I gotta find someone who knows something, man. He wants to fight. I don't fucking fight, bro. I shoot. That's right.
Rachel: So... About last night, Umm
Darren: it was good times, right?
Rachel: Do you seriously not remember anything?
Darren: Yeah. I remember bits and pieces of it.
Rachel: You kissed a dude.
Darren: Wha.. Where?
Rachel: On the mouth... At the club.
Darren: I was hoping that was a dream. The whole thing is so fuzzy to me. Honestly.
Rachel: Yeah, you did a lot of kissing last night.
Darren: Rachel, I ha never been so wast in my entire life.
Rachel: I went to brown and I've seen some pretty crazy shit, But I-- darren, honestly, I just didn't expect it from you.
Darren: I am so sorry. I wanted to do something with you That would be special, but clearly it did not go as planned.
Rachel: So you're not bisexual?
Darren: No, I'm not.
Rachel: You're not a swinger?
Darren: No.
Rachel: You're not... Into animals?
Darren: I like dogs but not in that way
Teenager: Uh, yeah. Not sure about how they lay.
Ben: How they lay?
Teenager: Yeah, how they lay. they gotta lay smoothly Or they ain't for the kid. You get me?
Ben: Yeah. No, I got ya. Well, we just got these japanese jeans in from zimbabwe. No one's got them. I think you'll really like them.
Teenager: Zimbabwe isn't even in japan.
Ben: Yeah, I know. That's what makes them so fresh, ma Now is the kid gonna debate me on geography or is e kid gonna try 'em on? Come on, they're gonna loo great with that wool shirt. I'll bring 'em right to you, all right?
Ben: Cam, you're killing me, man.
Cam: Killing you? I've been everywhere and I've only got a total of nine shirts.
Ben: Are you sure you even know what you're looking for?
Cam: I'm not an idiot, ben. 50% polyester, 50% cotton, vintage feel-- But all the 50/50s are sold out.
Ben: No. No, that's impossible.
Cam: Can you tell my friend what you just told me?
Woman: The vintage stores come in and buy up all our 50/50s quick fast.
Ben: They do?
Woman: Uh-huh. They're very popular. Here's your friend back.
Cam: thanks. See? I told you.
Ben: This is a nightmare. Just meet me at beacon's closet, okay? hey, alex. I'm really sorry, but I'm having a personal emergency. I've got to run out for, like, an hour, okay?
Alex: What's the emergency?
Ben: I don't even have time to get into it.
Alex: You can't get into it?
Ben: Yeah. Can't we just call it my lunch break, man?
Alex: No, not today.
Ben: What? I'll be less than an hour.
Alex: Y- no. Look, ben,
Ben: I--all it m- no, you look, alex. I'm sorry, but my numbers are great. Clients love me. Right now I just need to take an hour to handle something Very important, okay? You're either gonna understand or you're not, But I'm sorry- I'm walking out the door.
Rene: Bless me, father, because I'm about to sin
Father: Why, rene?
Rene: There's a man who's taken something that's mine.
Father: Money?
Rene: Yeah. I need that money for my busines D,an besides, I ain't gonna let a punk like flaco steal from me.
Father: We're talking about flaco from the vladeck houses?
Rene: Yeah, that's the guy.
Father: Ah. He's a punk.
Rene: Well, how shouldabout flaco I handle this, father?Ses? I've got to meet this guy at 3:00.
Father: Ask for what's owed to you With kindness and compassion. and, rene, avoid violence at all cost. Can you do that?
Rene: I can try.
Father: One last thing: How did you get the money?
Rene: To be honest with you, father, I robbed it.
Father: That money was never yours to begin to.
Rene: It felt like my money, father.
Father: God wants you to let go of your ill-gotten gains.
Rene: Look, father, god knows I'll never take anything that's not mine again. Just this once I need that money back, you know? Look. I promise you and god That I'm gonna ask for it back nicely.
Ben: This is perfect. Yeah, they've got tons of them. We just need them in black though.
Julie: Hey, guy let mknow if you need any help.
Cam: Hey-- what was your name?
Julie: Julie.
Cam: Julie, you look familiar. Where are you from?
Julie: Brooklyn.
Cam: Brooklyn in the building, ben.
Julie: Well, brooklyn by the way of west orange, new jersey.
Cam: All right, the garden state. She's cute.
Ben: Yo, you seen these prices? It's like $30 apiece. We're gonna be losing money. It's not worth it.
Cam: Let's talk to julie. Yo, julie. We need 300 vintage 50/50s but at $30 apiece; That number still seems kinda high, don't you think?
Julie: Good vintage 50/50s are pretty hard to come by.
Ben: What about a bulk-rate discount?
Julie: I can ask my boss.
Ben: Yeah? Thanks.
Cam: Yo, ben. How would I do as a pimp?
Ben: Terrible. You look like a dominican ewok.
Cam: What?
Ben: Stop. Just stop.
Julie: So here's the deal: My boss doesn't normally do this, But I talked her into giving you guys $1. 50 off of each shirt.
Ben: $1.5 so that's like-- That's still $8550.
Julie: I hope that helps.
Ben: It really doesn't. Is that the best you can do?
Julie: It is. My boss is a lot of things- generous is not one of them. What are you doing with all those shirts, anyway?
Ben: Uh, nothing now, but thanks for your help.
Cam: Yo.
Ben: There's no fucking cabs in brooklyn.
Cam: What the fuck is your problem? Homegirl was feeling you.
Ben: What are you talking about?
Cam: Julie was giving you the eye, bro.
Ben: You think every girl we meet has to like one of us.
Cam: How can th not? We've got something for everybody. Tall, short, jewish, latin, Grumpy, cool.
Ben: You're crazy, man.
Cam: I'll put three grand of kapo's money that says she was feeling you. And on top of that, you should apologize For being kind of dickish.
Ben: I was dickish?
Ben: Julie, right?
Julie: You're back.
Ben: Yeah. Look, I just wanted to apologize If I was rude to you before. I'm ben, by the way.
Julie: Nice to meet you, ben-by-the-way.
Ben: Yeah, see, the reason I'm stressed out Is 'cause we're trying to track down these shirts 'cause we're starting a new t-shirt line in tokyo.
Julie: Tokyo.
Ben: Yeah.
Julie: Wow. Someone's fabulous.
Ben: Nobody's ever used that word to describe me before, But I'll take it. Thanks. what-- what are you doing tonight?
Julie: Umm--
Ben: 'cause my friend, He's having this party at his apartment. They're gonna have karaoke and I know it's totally lame, but--
Julie: I'm in.
Ben: Are you serious? What, you sing?
Julie: Not like celine dion, but--
Ben: Hey, give me your number I'll text you the info tonight.
Rachel: Thank you. I appreciate it, okay?
Darren: It went well?
Rachel: Yeah, the piece is gonna be ready by Monday And he threw I free delivery and apples.
Darren: Ah.
Rachel: Come on. Try one.
Darren: This is very biblical.
Rachel: Come on, give me the key I'll get us back in an hour. You drive slow.
Darren: Take it easy, u danica rush. Are you really in a rush?
Rachel: No. Well, I don't know.
Darren: I've got something I want to show you. So this is where I grew up until I was in the 10th grade.
Rachel: This is so beautiful.
Darren: Actually, behind that tree Was where I felt my first set of boobs.
Rachel: Oh.
Darren: Rebecca hill, A.K.A. Becky big hills.
Rachel: Do you need a moment?
Darren: They were memorable.
Rachel: All right.
Placo: I've been working out, pana. I ain't that skinny kid anymore.
Rene: Congratulations, flaco. I'm really happy for you. Do- you got my money? You keep talking abo this money.
Flaco: What money?
Rene: The money that I had hidden In the basement ceiling over at tito's house.
Flaco: I don't have your money 'cause it wasn't up there. I didn't see it. And if I did, I would've returned it 'cause I'm not a thief like you. I run a business.
Rene: Are you lying to me, flaco?
Flaco: I'm a boy scouts of america troop leader. I lead by example.
Rene: That's why you called me here?
Flaco: No. I called you here Because you sucker-punched m a long time ago And I've been waitin to settle the score.
Rene: Come on, bro. We're not kids no more, you know? This is crazy. Mei an look at you. You've got a good business. You've got a nice house. Jesus, man. That watch-- Is that a breitling, bro? Come on, buddy.
Man: I thought you were practicing kindness and compassion?
Rene: The guy's wasting my tim with that childishness. I didn't sucker-punch him.
Man: What should we do now? Should I go shake the cash out of your crazy cousin and his wife?
Rene: No, I'm gonna let that go, man. Maybe father dan- maybe he was right. God didn't want me to have that money. Now we've got to look into some alternative option. You know, plan b, papa.
Ben: I will make up the time. My nametag's on. I'm ready to go, man, soe' wre all good.
Alex: Give me your tag, ben.
Ben: Come on, alex. Don't do this, man.
Alex: You did it to yourself. Don't think oft I as " you're fired." Think of it "asyou're free." Hi, can I help you ?
Darren: So should I drop you off or are you gonna stay over?
Rachel: I feel leik I've gotta get he And just get my stuff together. You know.
Darren: Gotcha. Hey, you know what I was thinking, actually?
Rachel: What?
Darren: I was thinking maybe we Run up to youplace first, you could go in, Grab all your favorite possessions and move in with me.
Rachel: What? Wait, are you serious?
Darren: Completely.
Rachel: Darren
Darren: look. I know it sounds crazy, But I'm just at thatpoint in my life.. Rach, when I know very clearly what I want. I'm gonna be 35 next month And I have dated enough insane wome to know how special you are
Rachel: Okay, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Darren: I wanted to ask you this last night, But the evening just took that wrong turn.
Rachel: We've only dated for two months.
Darren: Well, yeah, but you spend half the week at my house as it is.
Rachel: Right.
Darren: If you say yes now, I'll give you the walk-in closet.
Rachel: you're hilarious.
Darren: Look. Sometimes the best things in life Are unplanne spontaneous, you know? All I'm saying I sif you can just consider it--
Rachel: Okay.
Jose: 100 grand? No problem. We can do this two ways-- I can give you the standard street vig Or I can u.C.C. Your business. That means that if you miss a payement, We own rasta monsta.
Rene: I know what that means, jose. Give me the vig.
Jose: I'm gonna need to see you every Friday.
Rene: I know. I know.
Gingy: Do you know how many restaurant jobs my father got fired from?
Ben: How many?
Gingy: 11. And now he owns that many. It doesn't matter.
Cam: Yeah, and the dope part about it is that you got fired.
Ben: What is dope about getting fired?
Cam: Collecting that unemployment, son.
Ben: That's like $400 a week.
Cam: That's what I'm talking about.
David: We have the kitchen right here.
Domingo: Nice.
David: Our own personal chefs. Sub-zero, viking-- all that. This right here-- this is where the magico happens.
Domingo: Nice. This is pretty balla.
David: A hastings mattress. Frette sheets, whateve soft.
Domingo: Sweet!
David: Right here-- check this out. Watch this.
Domingo: ooh.
David: That's nice, right?
Domingo: Okay. Oh, there we go. the mood is set. Dope, man.
David: Yo, domingo, let me ask you a question, man.
Domingo: You're kinda making me nervous, dude.
David: Why do you think I can't get a girlfriend?
Domingo: Hey, man, I don't even know you that well.
David: I get girls, they come over heer and whatever, But just-- there's no repeat business.
Domingo: What does that mean?
Woman: Hey, guys.
David: Spicy tuna roll? - Yo, what's up? You wanna come and chill With me and my boy domingo right here? It's all right. I'm not gonna tell the host.
Woman: David, are you trying to make a heather sandwich?
David: Well...
WOman: too bad for you boys I'm working tonight.
David: It's so good to see you. I'll see you later.
Woman: Have a good night.
David: I'll be around.
Domingo: Whe erdo you get your waitresses from?
David: She was dancing at scores.
Domingo: Nice.
David: We dated briefly, but she said I was too jewey.
Domingo: What?! You are so not jewey.
David: I know.
Cam: Oh shit. Look who came to see you.
Julie: Nobody creative feels their day job. At least you've got your japanese t-shirt empire to fall back on.
Ben: Honestly, julie. I've got nothing.
Julie: You didn't get the ts?
Ben: No. I'm awesome.
Julie: Well, umm, maybe I can help.
Ben: What? You're gonna let me shoplift 300 t-shirts from your store?
Julie: Better.
Ben: Yeah?
Julie: I'll tell you where we get ours. It's a little bit out of the way, but for $200 You can get all the vintage t-shirts you can carry.
Ben: When are you taking me?
Julie: Well, not right now, But if you play your cards right, maybe I'll take you there morrow.
Ben: Now don't tease me, julie, 'cau ise'm a desperate man.
Julie: How desperate?
Ben: * head over heels, we're toe to toe this is the sound of my soul... *
Cam: * I take one one one,'cause you left me and two two twofor my family...
Domingo: * oh, here she comes, gingy! watch out, boy,she'll chew you up oh-oh, here she comes *
Cam: So what exactly is this place?
Julie: You know how you always se refugees in crazy places Around the globe wearing aerosmith t-irts and benetton?
Ben: Uh-huh.
Julie: This is where it all gets shipped from.
Lenny: Jules.
Julie: Thanks for hooking us up early, lenny. Do me a favor and don't tell my boss I was here. This is her secret stash. She will literally kill me if she finds out about this.
Ben: $200, right?
Larry: That's the number.
Cam: huh. Let's get dirty, kid!
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